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Last week I wrote about Bob and Heidi, my orgy partners from Laughlin. Before I posted the journal I was wondering if I should change their names. As you know an orgy is a very private matter between a man and a woman and a comedian and I thought maybe Bob wouldn’t want the whole world knowing his wife has great abilities in the sex arena. I decided to include their real names figuring they wouldn’t see the journal anyway. Lo and behold, I received this e-mail three days after it was posted: Hey Mitch, How ya' doin'??? This is Bob (from the Bob & Heidi Show). I just read your journal about that night in Laughlin, and I laughed my ass off. Heidi couldn't believe you posted it on your sight, but I told her that nobody knows who we are and her reputation isn't at stake. "Besides", I told her, "Mitch is a comedian. He makes a living getting attention from people. Who's gonna believe him when he tells that story??". Honestly, Heidi's getting a kick out of telling her friends to visit your site and check out the story. Just wanted to say thanks for making us "quazi-famous". Lots of luck to ya'. Later Bob & Heidi So there it is. I guess everyone wants to be famous, or quazi-famous whatever the hell that means. So, if any other couples out there need my services you now have the added incentive of an optional journal entry included with your adventure. You and your friends will delight in the blow by blow account of how Mitch had sex with your wife while you watched and drank a beer. Don’t let this opportunity pass you by! Onto other matters.  I think being on the road so much is making me a bit wacky. I’ve started to have a reoccurring dream. It’s a weird one too. Basically, it’s just me sneaking into other people’s houses at night and going to sleep in their kitchen. Then when they wake up I run out. Now if that doesn’t clue you into the fact that you’re nuts what does? I’ve had the same dream 3 times already. I don’t really mind it, but I wish I could sleep in the guest bedroom or on the couch, the kitchen floor is just so hard and cold. I wish I could call a meeting with my brain and be like "Put the kid on the couch and how about a hand job from the Olsen twins while you’re at it?"
 (that’s the halfway point to my Birthday) Bluefish and I have Big Mac day. We go to a McDonalds (never the same one) order big macs and eat like we’re Oprah. Because we are truly losers we have taken pictures of every single Big Mac day (see Big Mac day picture on this page). This June 20th is going to be Big Mac day six. This year we decided to incorporate themes. Our first theme is going to be tuxedo Big Mac day. I’ll be sure to post pictures so check back.
If you have any other cool ideas for Big Mac day please e-mail them to me.
I’m still waiting for my Penthouse interview to come out. I’m pretty sure it’s coming out this week so cross your fingers. I think it’s a really funny interview so I’m psyched. I’ve never had to ask so many newsstand guys if they have Penthouse.  They always say No but recommend other magazines, which by the way, I didn’t realize this but there are like 5000 different porno magazines on sale. I even saw one called Pregnant Nude. I’m sorry, being pregnant is beautiful and everything but if it’s the kind of thing you want to masturbate to that’s very odd. Of course, if it is the Olsen twins pregnant thats a different story.  I don’t really have any weird fetishes like that. Call me boring but straight sex is still wonderful to me. I guess I do have one slight fetish which is I love stockings, garter belts, thigh highs, you name it I want to rub up against it. I think it’s cool when girls have fetishes. Usually they don’t. Some girls like to be spanked, I was with this one girl she wanted to be spanked so hard that my hand started hurting. She’s like, "Why did you stop?" I’m like "Well I thought about it and turns out you haven’t been as bad a girl as I thought. Instead of a spanking why don’t you just mow the lawn."
Okay, time to wrap up. I hope everyone out there is having a great Spring. I’ll be performing in NY for the next 4 weeks so if you’re planning a trip make sure to come see me and say Hi. I work regularly at the Comedy Cellar, just call them to see if I’m on the schedule that night. mitch SUBSCRIBE Please send all comments to |
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