hi mitch i am big fan.. i am a girl. would you like to have sex... i figured a comedian would be great but only if you made fun of it on tv, that would be great. now im only legal in vegas...and if that doesn't work for you we can have sex in 2 years: ) First of all, let me say, on the record, I would never have sex with a 16 year old girl, don't get me wrong, I would get together with her and play jacks, stuff like that, but no sex. I do have to admit I would probably have to bend my "no sex with a 16 year old" rule if Elizabeth Smart called in a year. Sorry, but that girl is a hottie! Who came up with 18 as the legal age anyway? (16 in Vegas, as I just learned) I think it's weird that a woman can have sex with you at 18 but still can't drink. Let's be honest, how are you supposed to have sex with an 18 year old if you can't get her drunk? I lost my virginity when I was 16. I wish I could say it was special but it was over so fast it was sad. My girlfriend looked up at me like, "Please tell me this is going to get better." I had a really fun week, taped the Leno show on Wednesday (which by the way is being re-run this Wednesday at 2:00AM) I love doing these pieces even though it's so stressful. I never know if Jay is going to like them or not. He's very hard to make laugh. Even if the audience likes it I still get depressed if Jay doesn't. I can tell if he likes it if he hugs me after it runs. If the piece sucks he's always like "Okay, thanks Mitch" and runs back to the desk and I'm stuck out there like an idiot. If he likes it though he jumps all over me (which he did this time) and it makes me so giddy. I never thought I'd enjoy a man smothering me with affection but with Jay I'm like "Bring it on big boy". That's show business, if you do good you feel like you're on top of the world for 2 minutes and if you blow it feels like your rotting from the inside for two weeks straight. I couldn't live without it though. I don't even know what I would do if I couldn't do this? I had one real job my whole life. It was some sort of telemarketing company where you had to call people and ask them to send you money to invest or something like that. I lasted for one month. I remember there was a guy at the desk next to me and he just annoyed me so much. He was just one of those idiots. I remember he used to enjoy his lunch so much that it just got on my nerves. I once took a picture of him eating just so I would always remember how miserable I was there. I'll look for the picture and post it. But this is the greatest job in the world, for all the stress it's just incredible and I'm so lucky to make a living doing what I love, and plus what other job do 16 year old girls write to you, not that I would do anything with them, I swear! mitch SUBSCRIBE Contact Mitch: |