Wow, it's been way too long for a new journal. I'd apologize except it's totally free so
if you're mad at me SUCK IT! Sorry, I just always wanted to say that. I should
have had it ready sooner but I was in Ireland at the Kilkenny Comedy Festival
(named after the amazing Irish town) and have just now been getting caught up. I figured
I would make the wait worth it for you by starting out with me on the toilet. I think I'm
two here and the sad thing is I don't look much different today and I still use that potty
trainer. Ireland, by the way, was incredible. Those 5 minutes a day when it stops raining
are magically delicious. The Irish people have gotten so used to the rain they don't even
umbrellas. Irish people really are great. They are incredibly fun and when they drink, which
is pretty much all day, they drop their money all over the place so you can make a nice
amount just following them around.
Mitch on the can.
I also sold a ton of CD's and they paid for them in
Euros which I found out are worth more here in the United States so now I love Ireland
doubly. I was even asked to come back and do an Irish TV show so now I may become a
One Million Euros
huge star in Ireland, which means lots of sex with drunk red headed girls. It's
always fun playing these festivals because you get to share the stage with other comics
from around the world and you get to see what makes other people in the world laugh.
also fun to see how the people in a foreign country respond to you. I guess acting
retarded is Internationally funny because the Irish people loved me and kept buying me
Speaking of being a world traveler I'm writing this journal now from Atlantic City, New
so I have come full circle from the emerald green shores of Europe to the grey armpit
of America, that's seeing it all. I'm here taping my next correspondence piece for the
Tonight Show. I just finished today. It was from the Police and Security expo and I have
to say I'm pretty sure it's going to be one of the best I've done. Please don't miss it.
The expo is a trade show for cops with a lot of kick ass stuff you can buy to hurt bad
people. Only cops were allowed in, so it was really fun to see all this stuff you usually
can't see. I played this incredible SWAT hostage simulator where you get to see how
you would do if you had to go into a house where someone was being held hostage. As
you will see, I'm really not the guy to call unless you hate the hostage. I do have to say my
hair looked awesome for this piece so if you don't like my humor my hair is definitely a
compelling reason to watch. It airs Friday the 22nd of July with Robert Plant as the musical guest. I didn't think the cops would play along but most of them did
and it looks so funny so make sure to watch!
I'd like to get into her pot of gold (I have no idea what that means
I hope everyone is having a good summer, I definitely am. I have the best and hottest
Seriously, how hot are Mitch Fatel fans?
I got an e-mail from an insanely hot girl named Dany who sent me a picture that I just
had to post. By the way, all Mitch Fatel fans are encouraged to send pictures for the
journal. God I love this job. Speaking of e-mails, I've been
getting a lot of e-mail from people wondering when I'm coming to perform in their town
and complaining that I stick to much to the New York area. I probably should get out
more because although I am funny on radio I seriously kick ass live, I may even be better
than Elvis but that's not for me to say. Everyone reading this should make sure
to join my
because Webboy always sends out updates where I'm going
to be performing and that way when we put together the Mitch Fatel tour you'll be sure to
Elvis or Mitch? Who is a better live performer?
though I've got some cool stuff for everyone. This week I'm going to be
taping a 30 minute special for XM radio from
Stand UP New York, a cool club in NYC. If you're there make sure to stop in and support
It's going to be all new material for people who have been asking to hear more then just
"Miniskirts and Muffins"
. I have one more piece to tape for the Tonight Show
up in August. It's going to be the worlds largest yard sale. It spans 3 states starting
out in Alabama and then goes to Kentucky and Tennessee so I'm hoping to score with
hot toothless girls (If I do I'll be sure to post those pictures too!).
I'm also planning on doing a Comedy Central half hour special in the next year so
I'll probably go on tour to support that.
Okay, so there's my late June/early July journal, not bad I think. I'll be sure to get the August one
out on time, I promise. Oh, I wanted to recommend a movie.
It's called "March of the Penguin". Not only is it the best movie of the year but it's filled
with hot penguin sex, so if you're into that kind of thing, and who isn't, this is the movie
for you. Also make sure to rent Kill Bill 2. I'm sure
everyone and their Mom has seen it already but I just got to it because I didn't really
love Kill Bill 1 and I have to say after seeing Kill Bill 2 I not only loved it,
but Kill Bill 1 made so much more sense. Now I want to see both of them
again. That and Barely legal number 21 but make sure you see Barely Legal 1-20
first or 21 won't make any sense!
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